It might read a little something like this:

CivilWar05 remix 785456 What if Civil War #5 was good?
Check out Tetsubo Productions – Wherein I Show Why I Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Use Photoshop for the hilarious remix of the entire issue.

I dropped Civil War after the incredibly lame fourth issue, unable to stomach any more of Mark Millar’s weak attempts at plotting and dialogue, and after reading several reviews like this one I’m glad I did.

Can someone please explain to me why this juvenile hack is one of the top writers in the industry? I mean, I’m no Grant Morrison fan, but at least I can acknowledge and respect his talent. Millar, though? He makes Jeph Loeb look like Shakespeare.

 What if Civil War #5 was good?

About Guy LeCharles Gonzalez

Guy LeCharles Gonzalez works in publishing by day, world domination by night. Over the years he’s lived in Staten Island and South Beach Miami; served in the Jehovah’s Witnesses, US Army, and Dennis Kucinich’s ‘04 Presidential Campaign; won poetry slams, founded a reading series, co-authored a book of poetry, and self-published another; prefers Pumpkin and India Pale Ales, Buffalo Trace and Four Roses Bourbons, and Dona Paula Shiraz Malbec. He’s a devout Mets fan from the Bronx now living in New Jersey, and has a beautiful wife and two amazing kids.

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3 Responses to What if Civil War #5 was good?

  1. Anonymous says:

    Funniest damn thing I’ve read all month. Hell, despite maybe nextwave, it’s the funniest thing I’ve read all year.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Oh and glad to see you back from your self-imposed hiatus.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Oh and fuck you.

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