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GLLC “Bloody Mary Brunch”

November 23, 2003 :: New York, NY

The Gay & Lesbian Leadership Council of the Democratic National Committee invites you to a reception with the cast members of “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” as we continue our quest to makeover the White House in 2004.

http://www.democrats.org/events/

Tickets

I’m young! I’m a victim of the Bush economy! I’ll take ___ tickets at $250 per ticket.

Here! Take my tax cut! I’ll take ___ tickets at $600 per ticket.

You’re Right! The White House needs a totally new look! I’ll take ___ tickets at $1200 per ticket.

The GOP’s worst nightmare! I’ll take ___ tickets at $2400 per ticket. (Includes a private champagne reception.)

A hand job and no call the next morning free with every ticket! Just don’t go expecting us to support you getting married or anything! [air kiss]

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Guy LeCharles Gonzalez

Sometimes loud, formerly poet, always opinionated. As in guillotine... Guy LeCharles Gonzalez is currently the Chief Content Officer for LibraryPass. He's also previously been publisher & marketing director for Writer’s Digest; project lead for the Panorama Project; director, content strategy & audience development for Library Journal & School Library Journal; and founding director of programming & business development for the original Digital Book World.

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