An arm with a tattoo: "I was made for the library, not the classroom."

How do much do I hate the Democratic Panderers…I mean Party today?

GLLC “Bloody Mary Brunch”

November 23, 2003 :: New York, NY

The Gay & Lesbian Leadership Council of the Democratic National Committee invites you to a reception with the cast members of “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” as we continue our quest to makeover the White House in 2004.

http://www.democrats.org/events/

Tickets

I’m young! I’m a victim of the Bush economy! I’ll take ___ tickets at $250 per ticket.

Here! Take my tax cut! I’ll take ___ tickets at $600 per ticket.

You’re Right! The White House needs a totally new look! I’ll take ___ tickets at $1200 per ticket.

The GOP’s worst nightmare! I’ll take ___ tickets at $2400 per ticket. (Includes a private champagne reception.)

A hand job and no call the next morning free with every ticket! Just don’t go expecting us to support you getting married or anything! [air kiss]


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Guy LeCharles Gonzalez

Sometimes loud, formerly poet, always opinionated. He/Him. Guy LeCharles Gonzalez is primarily a marketer by day, but he's worn many other hats over the years. This is his personal website reflecting his personal thoughts and opinions, some of which may have evolved over time. YMMV.

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