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Something familiar about the fall of Fidel Castro?

Castro stumbled as he descended steps and fell on his side following a speech before graduates of an art school in Santa Clara, 280km east of Havana. The audience gasped and was stunned into silence.

But he quickly got up with the help of bodyguards and, sitting on a chair, hastened to assure the audience he remained in control.

“Please excuse me for having fallen,” said Castro, who was clad in his trademark olive uniform.

“Just so no one speculates, I may have a fracture in my knee and maybe one in my arm,” he continued. “But I remain in one piece. Trust that I’ll do everything possible to recover as soon as possible, but, as you can see, even if I have to get casts, I can continue my work.”

Hmmm…

Google. Star Pulse. IMDB. Google… Ah, yes! Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me!

Mustafa: “Hello up there! I seem to have fallen down a cliff. I’m still alive, but I’m very badly injured. I think my legs might be broken but I’ll try to stand up…[CRACK]…”

PS: While the Clemens/Red Sox angle would have been interesting, the Cardinals will make for a better series. Plus, after the Yankee heartbreak – theirs, not mine! – it was nice to watch a team celebrate a big victory in front of their own fans. PREDICTION: Red Sox in 7; the curse is lifted.