An arm with a tattoo: "I was made for the library, not the classroom."

Company Man

I’ve signed up for my company’s co-ed softball team.

I was on the reserve list and got the word yesterday afternoon that I was next on the list to move up to the main roster. Too late to attend last night’s scrimmage, though, so I have no idea what position I’ll be playing – preferably 3rd base or center field. Based on some screwy league rules…10 fielders with mandatory boy/girl assignments and batting order, AND boy home runs are automatic outs!…it probably won’t matter much.

Talk about putting the SOFT in softball!

Hopefully there’s beer.


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Guy LeCharles Gonzalez

Sometimes loud, formerly poet, always opinionated. He/Him. Guy LeCharles Gonzalez is primarily a marketer by day, but he's worn many other hats over the years. This is his personal website reflecting his personal thoughts and opinions, some of which may have evolved over time. YMMV.

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