While catching up on the news this morning, I came across the following information buried in some left-wing propaganda on the “record-breaking” box office for Fahrenheit 9/11 that leads me to believe an insidious act of terrorism has been successfully launched on our soil:
The Wayans brothers’ comedy “White Chicks,” about two black FBI agents who go undercover as white debutantes, opened in second place with $19.6 million for the weekend. That pushed the total for “White Chicks” to $27.1 million since opening Wednesday.
I believe this qualifies as what has often been referred to as a “dirty bomb.”
This dastardly attack, unanswered, could lead to further undesirable incidents - Jackie Brown II, or the return of The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer, ultimately escalating into a remake of Birth of a Nation!
Perhaps special agent Lynndie England should be sent undercover - in blackface? with ass implants? a nose job? - to interrogate the Wayans brothers and find out who they’re working for?
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While I was at work trying to get fired, I came across the same article. Unfortunately, I wasn’t fired. But, you make a great point.
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