Jesse Helms is back! And this time he’s black.

You can’t make this stuff up. “Jesse Helms is back! And this time he’s black.” That’s Winston-Salem city councilman Vernon Robinson’s campaign slogan as one of eight GOP candidates in the July 20 primary for North Carolina’s 5th Congressional District. Pretty inoffensive, though, compared to the radio ad he’s running: ANNOUNCER NO. 1: Vernon Robinson, … Continue reading Jesse Helms is back! And this time he’s black.

10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR GEORGE W. BUSH

10. Because you’d like to see him elected legitimately this time. 9. Because women have too much control over their own bodies. 8. Because affirmative action is reverse racism and slavery was a long time ago. 7. Because you are a CEO or other high-ranking corporate executive. 6. Because you’re single with no kids and … Continue reading 10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR GEORGE W. BUSH