An arm with a tattoo: "I was made for the library, not the classroom."

Roger Clemens comes out of retirement to sign with the Houston Astros and Yankees fans are all in a tizzy. Suckers! What did you expect from a mercenary? Loyalty? He was a punk when he was with the Red Sox, knocking Yankees on their asses left and right, and yet they all happily bent over when Steinbrenner signed him in 1999.

You get what you pay for.

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I can’t wait for August 10-12 when the Astros come to Shea Stadium. Let’s see if the Rocket has the balls to be in the rotation for that series. If I was Mike Piazza, I’d be aiming to retire Clemens for good. Assuming he makes it that far into the season. Welcome to the National League, punk!


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Guy LeCharles Gonzalez

Sometimes loud, formerly poet, always opinionated. As in guillotine... Guy LeCharles Gonzalez is currently the Chief Content & Marketing Officer for LibraryPass. He's also previously been publisher & marketing director for Writer’s Digest; project lead for the Panorama Project; director, content strategy & audience development for Library Journal & School Library Journal; and founding director of programming & business development for the original Digital Book World.

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