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Puke-arama: Night 2! The fun never ends…

And the snow is falling, and I’m cranky from a hectic day at work, and I’m exhausted from a lack of uninterrupted sleep. I do have several new comic books that I picked up at lunch, though, all but $5 of which were free thanks to my $20 rebate kicking in! So it’s not all bad. 🙂

In other news, you don’t want to mess with me. Either of me! The allergy thing is odd, though. Either way, I’m a bad mofo.

Shut yo’mouth!

Your Supervillain Career by NinjaDiner
Your Name
Your Claim to Fame An orbital deathray. It may be cliche, but it's cliche because no one ever fucks with the guy with a deathray.
Your HQ Center of a volcano.
Your Goal Getting even more neat powers. Sure, you like the ones you have, but that evil god who was sealed away five thousand years ago could probably hook you up with better.
Your Weakness Allergies. You can deal with the hero's skills, strategies, and allies, but God help you if he brings his cat.
Created with quill18‘s MemeGen!
Your Supervillain Career by NinjaDiner
Your Name
Your Claim to Fame You don't really have anything. Even that “demonstration” you gave the UN was just a clip from a war documentary. Still, they bought it, so you're in business, anyway.
Your HQ Decaying church.
Your Goal Historical infamy. For years after you're done, small children will be punished for saying your name at recess.
Your Weakness Allergies. You can deal with the hero's skills, strategies, and allies, but God help you if he brings his cat.
Created with quill18‘s MemeGen!

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Guy LeCharles Gonzalez

Sometimes loud, formerly poet, always opinionated. As in guillotine... Guy LeCharles Gonzalez is currently the Chief Content & Marketing Officer for LibraryPass. He's also previously been publisher & marketing director for Writer’s Digest; project lead for the Panorama Project; director, content strategy & audience development for Library Journal & School Library Journal; and founding director of programming & business development for the original Digital Book World.
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