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Attn: Department of Homeland Security

While catching up on the news this morning, I came across the following information buried in some left-wing propaganda on the “record-breaking” box office for Fahrenheit 9/11 that leads me to believe an insidious act of terrorism has been successfully launched on our soil:

The Wayans brothers’ comedy “White Chicks,” about two black FBI agents who go undercover as white debutantes, opened in second place with $19.6 million for the weekend. That pushed the total for “White Chicks” to $27.1 million since opening Wednesday.

I believe this qualifies as what has often been referred to as a “dirty bomb.”

This dastardly attack, unanswered, could lead to further undesirable incidents – Jackie Brown II, or the return of The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer, ultimately escalating into a remake of Birth of a Nation!

Perhaps special agent Lynndie England should be sent undercover – in blackface? with ass implants? a nose job? – to interrogate the Wayans brothers and find out who they’re working for?


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Guy LeCharles Gonzalez

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  1. Xia Diaz

    While I was at work trying to get fired, I came across the same article. Unfortunately, I wasn’t fired. But, you make a great point.

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