I love The Onion.

After watching Bush’s speech tonight, it’s clear what his re-election gameplan is: you like him or you don’t. Plain and simple.
He’s going to let Kerry do the dancing for the swing vote and cross his fingers hoping JFK hangs himself with a misstep or two. Much as I hate the guy and everything he stands for, I can’t say I’m willing to bet against him at this point.
Kerry better come up with a mind-blowing, paradigm-shifting choice for VP. 🙁
PS: Apologies to the Acentos crew for not making it out tonight. The weather, my stomach and the untimely need for a short break all conspired against me.
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