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1. Esmeralda Santiago’s When I Was Puerto Rican is without question the best autobiography I’ve ever read. Her writing is vibrant, fluid, and concise. Her evocation of life in PR as Americanization slowly seeps in is deadeye brilliant, and her transition to life in the margins in Brooklyn is heart-rending. She never uses a hammer to make her points, choosing the subtle, the offhand, the seemingly innocuous instead. Edwidge Danticat should take notes. Ernesto Quinones should be embarrased.

2. What ever happened to Junot Diaz?

3. Up next, Matt Ruff’s Set This House in Order: A Romance of Souls.

4. Salomé thinks I should write something about my mother’s two-week visit that ended on Saturday but there’s really nothing interesting to say as it was all pleasantly uneventful. (Except for that whole out late with the car thing last Tuesday!) She came, she saw, she left happy. Salomé and I got some us-time for a couple of nice dinners and a movie, while she got to spend quality time with her grandkids. All good.

5. Van Helsing was a lot fun. It’s what Stephen Sommers does best: fun, loud action movies with a high wink-wink factor. Richard Roxburgh steals the movie with his over-the-top, inspired-by-Christopher Walken take on Dracula. I also love that Kevin J. O’Connor (Igor) remains Sommers’ go-to comic relief guy.

6. I give in. Kate Beckinsale is hot!

7. Even better than Van Helsing, though, was the preview for Vin Diesel’s Pitch Black sequel, The Chronicles of Riddick. Zoinks!

8. The Fifth Element is one of the most underrated movies ever. They need to release a legit DVD package for it.

9. Comic books. Dungeons & Dragons. XBox. Mid-life crisis? Or rebirth?

10. U.S. Army Says It Finds Shell with Sarin Agent in Iraq. Convenient timing, no? How long before Osama Bin Laden is released from holding captured?


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Guy LeCharles Gonzalez

Sometimes loud, formerly poet, always opinionated. As in guillotine... Guy LeCharles Gonzalez is currently the Chief Content Officer for LibraryPass. He's also previously been publisher & marketing director for Writer’s Digest; project lead for the Panorama Project; director, content strategy & audience development for Library Journal & School Library Journal; and founding director of programming & business development for the original Digital Book World.

This Post Has 3 Comments

  1. Diane

    I don’t know if I neccessarily like this comments
    section in which you have to be a blogger
    in order to comment. It’s kind of facist…

    anyway…on Pitch Black….Vin Diesel is hot!
    and the Chronicles of Riddick seems
    like it’s going to be way bigger and better
    than Pitch Black was. How many movies
    can you say that for?

  2. Anonymous

    dude; did you see the trailer for ” Open Water “?? The ” Blair witch Project” of the sea”.

    Van Helsing was eye candy. Not bad but certainly not earth shattering.

    We need to talk movies son

  3. Dan Diaz

    Chronicles, is a pre-quel to Pitch Black. Never saw Pitch Black, but Chronicles looks good. Van Helsing was great, you got what was expected. Unless of course your the type of person who says things like, “It was too unbelievable”. So I asked him,”Where did the movie lose you? The part where a dead body made up of 7 people is brought to life by a mad scientist? Or was it the part when a werewolf reverts to human form?” I felt like bitch slapping him.

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