MEMO: Co-Worker, Two Cubicles Over
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
I’m sick and tired of hearing you constantly reference your Greek heritage like a leper explaining his lesions.
On every single phone call.
Don’t blame Greek culture for your inability to communicate with people in a respectful, civil manner. It’s not a Greek thing, it’s a YOU’RE A SOCIALLY MALADJUSTED IDIOT WITH EXTREME SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES thing!!!
Stop it now!
And I don’t want to hear any more about your terminally ill “roommate” you played lovelorn caretaker for when his family turned their backs on him for “being a loser.” I’m really starting to think he stepped in front of that train to get away from you, not his illness!
Why you feel the need to tell this story several times a day to every person you’re on the phone with, I’ll never understand.
And it was almost TWO YEARS AGO!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
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Having a bad day?
Being no stranger to the rage induced rant, all I can say is, I feel ya.
I’d say more, but I’d betray the depths of my depravity. Touche….
That sums up how I feel about my coworkers at times. I just want to punch them in the mouth and maybe they will get a clue.
Perhaps this coworker’s name is Keith? Sure sounds like the one who sits directly accross from me. This morning we all endured a rant to his wife about him not getting a position within the company that he posted for. Here’s borrowing one from you and sending a “STFU” to Keith.
Khola’