Batman: “Nobody wants war.”
Robin: “Gee, Batman. Belgravia’s such a small country. We’d beat them in a few hours.”
Batman: “Yes, and then we’d have to support them for years.”
Batman’s a better war planner than anyone in the Bush Administration apparently.
Thanks to Batman Lecturing Robin.
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Awesome.
Catwoman: “Let noone say that Catwoman is not the best-dressed woman in the world.”
Batman: “There are no fashion shows where you’re going, Catwoman.”
Robin: “And how could a feline feloness like you also be a fashion model?”
Batman: “Ah-ah. Give credit where credit is due, Robin. She may be evil, but she is attractive. You’ll know more about that in a couple of years.”
Ah, the good old days!