Desperate for a Return to Relevancy

So the spineless Bill Bradley is endorsing Howard Dean and the still-fawning media is reporting it like it's some kind of coup. The same Bill Bradley who lacked the guts to keep pressing his own "insurgent" campaign in 2000 (when he had Gore on the ropes and could have brought his hard-earned delegates to the convention and demanded some concessions that might've made Gore a more appealing candidate to his own base), instead choosing to cozy up to him as if he didn't really mean all the Dean-like swipes he'd taken at him during his short-lived campaign. Who's next in…

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Stupid People Piss Me Off

Took another one of those online polls today, "What Pisses You Off?" I got "Stupid People Piss You Off." Well, duh! That's not worth posting. On a lighter note, Sunday's Pietri benefit was a great success. Kudos to Fish for pulling it off lovely. I got there about an hour-and-a-half in, Isaac on one arm, his diaper bag NOT on the other! Realized it when I offered him his juice. Thankfully, he held the bodily functions in check the whole time and we made it home afterwards without incident. He's a funny kid - painfully shy in unfamiliar company but…

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I used to be the king of mix tapes, whether for myself or girlfriends, and Napster has brought back old memories as I've been digging through my CD collection to create playlists of music I haven't listened to in ages. Way back in the day - when vinyl still ruled and CD players were only for the rich - I mastered the pause/play, pause/stop, pause/rec on our cassette recorder, turning out inspired, seamless mixes designed to accentuate certain moods, from slow jams to party mixes. I used to buy 12" like I was a real DJ and one of my…

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It’s 2004 and we’re back home

So far so good... Tomorrow afternoon, I'm hosting the second half of the Rev. Pietri fundraiser at the Bowery Poetry Club. Lot of great poets coming out including Amiri & Amina Baraka, Quincy Troupe, Emily XYZ, Bob Holman, Willie Perdomo, Cheryl Boyce Taylor, Danny Shot and many others. Come on out and support a good cause. On a totally selfish note, I can finally shop at Amazon.com again as Borders has come to a tentative agreement with their striking workers and the boycott has been called off. Good timing, too, as D&D stuff is expensive, especially at list price! During…

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Chapter One: Brief Introductions (cont’d)

An hour south of Tashluta, the Hazur river had begun to narrow somewhat to no more than 30 yards at its widest point. Indo Skulldark sat at the rear of the small fishing boat warily eyeing the ragged banks that rose steeply on either side making them easy prey for bandit archers or griffons looking to feast on a horse or two. Shann stood near the front of the boat talking with the captain who was expertly directing his small crew down the unusually choppy river, while Corin and Krell sat at the middle, both seemingly lost in thought, and Aladren paced to and fro.

Indo’s cowl was pulled down over his eyes to shield him from the bright midday sun. He’d been on the surface for less than a year and was still extremely sensitive to daylight. He blinked as someone crossed in front of him, blocking the sun, and looked up to see Aladren, the jovial little hin, staring at him.

“There must be quite a story that goes with one such as yourself,” Aladren smiled. “Not many Duergar in these parts. Not on the surface, at least.”

“What do you know of the Duergar, little one?”

Indo was tall for a dwarf, nearly a foot taller than Aladren when standing. Seated, they were face to face. Aladren smirked at the response.

“I know evil rests in yer hearts, for one thing!”

Both men turned to Krell, the brown-skinned dwarf, both hands gripping the bench he rested on hard enough to turn his fingertips white. He’d barely spoken a word since Lord Belgeon had gathered the quintet together hours earlier and his outburst caught them all by surprise.

“You’d do well to keep your opinions to yourself, cousin,” Indo snarled. “Especially ignorant ones born from myth and stereotype. You know nothing about my people.”

Krell’s nostrils flared but his grip on the bench never lessened. A man of the mountains, he could climb the most treacherous of inclines without a second thought. Traveling by water, however, had his ample stomach twisted in knots and his brain floating queasily in his head.

“Well,” Aladren cut in between the two, “I know some interesting myths about the dwarves of the Great Rift, too, my seasick friend, but I’ve chosen not to judge you on them. I prefer more specific tales, individual stories. Especially of those who attempt to overcome the stereotypes that dog their every step. The story of a certain dark elf comes to mind…”

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Coming to you live from Richmond, Virginia! First things first, check out more of the Tales of the Merchant's Friend. Wrote the latest entry earlier this afternoon during a rare couple of hours to myself. We didn't actually get to VA until early Monday morning, delayed two days by the kids being so sick, particularly India whose nasty litte bug (thankfully not the flu!) led to a bad ear infection, to go with the constant throwing up, the last such episode at 10pm Sunday night in a Denny's somewhere in Maryland off I-95, seconds after our food got to the…

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Chapter One: Brief Introductions (cont’d)

Belgeon Urthadar absently rubbed at the scar on his forearm as Shann Tharden outlined the impending mission to the Village Stethlan, an outpost farming village on the Hazur River, near the northern edge of the Hazur Mountains that lay southwest of Tashluta. The village’s prosperous brewery, famous throughout the region for its potent Stethlan Stout, had recently been targeted by the Rundeen Consortium, a powerful organization of Tashlutan merchants that controlled much of the trade, legal and illegal, throughout the Tashalar and most of the Chultan peninsula.

The Rundeen, Shann explained, operated on two levels. On the surface was a legitimate concern that monitored trade, mediated disputes and provided security on the docks and along the various trade routes, land and sea, in and out of Tashluta. The Consortium’s directors were comprised of representatives from the major merchant families in Tashluta, effectively mirroring the majority of the membership of the Merchant’s Council that governed the city. While these positions were permanent, a single slot was given to a selected representative of the numerous smaller merchant families, typically one more interested in currying individual favors than in fairly representing their fellow merchants, which rotated annually amongst the various lesser industries.

Beneath the surface, however, lie the true power of the Consortium, a shadowy network of despots, rogues and pirates that controlled everything from inventories and distribution to prices and profits through extortion, vandalism and assassination.

Both levels claimed fealty to Waukeen.

Shann’s voice rose a bit at this, speaking with the fervor of the recently converted, her passion for the Reform Church’s mission of fair trade and prosperity for all an infectious thing.

Assassination, Belgeon remembered, was exactly how he’d unexpectedly found himself the leader of the Church two years prior, barely a year after his own conversion. His mentor, Davgretor Swordhand, had established the reform sect seven years ago, shortly after the end of the Interdeium of Waukeen when she had inexplicably disappeared for more than ten years, a result of the traumatic Time of Troubles that saw the gods banished to the mortal world and Waukeen secretly imprisoned by the demon lord Graz’zt. Formerly a prominent and trusted advisor to the Urthadar family, his decision had opened Belgeon’s eyes wide to the realities of life in Tashluta, the hypocrisy of his own family and what responsibilities and self-interest they had in preserving the status quo.

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