Refuting the Book of George

[This was originally published by in its Poetry section, back in 1999, in response to the release of Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace. It was retrieved via the Wayback Machine as no longer exists, and I'm republishing it here for my own archives, but also in an initial response to Boba Fett's return, about which I'm feeling a little ambivalent.]

Random Reviews: Inkheart, Wanted, Chalk

We've been having a lot of Blockbuster nights since we bought the house last summer, while managing to catch whatever kid-friendly movies worth seeing in theaters whenever possible, and I've been reviewing a lot of them on Flixster but wanted to round up the most recent batch and post them here, including expanded commentary on … Continue reading Random Reviews: Inkheart, Wanted, Chalk