You’re Anakin. Congratulations.
You are the one who is destined to bring balance to the force, Whatever the hell that means.
Until that time comes, however, you’re happy just being a really annoying and angsty teenager. Yeah, you might end up being all kinds of awesome once you’re Darth Vader, but just cool it for now – you’re likely to make many more enemies being the shithole Hayden Christiansen portrays you as.
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