1. If circumstance dictates action, then overindulging on video games and fantasy sports is the married man’s equivalent of late…
Tag: Rant
Pumpkin Seeds: Nouns I Don’t Get Edition
1. Gwyneth Paltrow. Dime a dozen white girl with zero personality and limited acting ability. 2. Neil Gaiman. Just another…
Pumpkin Seeds: End of the World Edition
1. What the hell is going on? Multiple hurricanes and random tornadoes, an earthquake in California and now the threat…
Pumpkin Seeds: Random as Ever Edition
1. An innocent compliment gone awry, or people with too much time on their hands? Depends, I guess. Poyer was…
Pumpkin Seeds: Opening Day Edition
1. Multiple entries starting @ 4:20pm; alcohol-fueled, heavily edited for typos. 2. F**k a stereotype! It’s Sunday. Football’s on. Wife…
Pumpkin Seeds: Gone Fishin’ Edition
1. The good thing about a five-day weekend is it gives you a chance to slow things down a little…
“Freedom” in America is like living in a really nice zoo, where the walls are spread far enough apart to…