Last cigarette: One week ago. A Newport while at Acentos.

Last big car ride: This past June, to VA and back, getting our stuff out of storage.

Last kiss: Quick one this morning, better one last night.

Last good cry: Not recently enough.

Last library book checked out: What’s a library? Last one I bought was Prayer for America.

Last movie seen: Bones, on DVD. (I feel like I’m wearing dirty underwear on the day I get hit by a car!)

Last beverage drank: Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!

Last food consumed: Jalapeño & Cheddar Bagel w/Cream Cheese.

Last crush: My wife was the last serious one.

Last phone call: Last one made? Geez, I owe several people a call, don’t I?

Last TV show watched: Other than channel surfing, Smallville.

Last time showered: 4 hours ago.

Last shoes worn: Aldo 3/4 black leathers. Every day.

Last CD played: All on Random/Shuffle – Stripped, Christina Aguilera; Justified, Justin Timberlake; Greatest Hits, Lenny Kravitz; Can’t Take Me Home, Pink; Whoa, Nelly!, Nelly Furtado; Def Jam Greatest Hits, Various.

Last item bought: Bagel.

Last annoyance: My boss, 10 minutes ago, asking me how to do something I’ve explained multiple times over the past four months!

Last disappointment: The end of a long-term friendship.

Last soda drank: Good-O Champagne Kola.

Last ice cream eaten: Ben & Jerry’s Coffee for a Change.

Last time scolded: Last Wednesday.

Last website visited: Victor Infante’s LiveJournal