Motto for the year, courtesy of my favorite poyer Nina: I’ve decided that since people hear what they want, I…
Pumpkin Seeds: Opening Day Edition
1. Multiple entries starting @ 4:20pm; alcohol-fueled, heavily edited for typos. 2. F**k a stereotype! It’s Sunday. Football’s on. Wife…
At the risk of being called a liar on two different counts, allow me to clarify: in conjunction with Wanda…
Pumpkin Seeds: Gone Fishin’ Edition
1. The good thing about a five-day weekend is it gives you a chance to slow things down a little…
The Village: Better Than the Reviews
The Village, much-maligned for not living up to M. Night Shyamalan’s media-manufactured reputation for shocking twists, was actually a pretty…
“Freedom” in America is like living in a really nice zoo, where the walls are spread far enough apart to…
Today’s Moment of Zen, courtesy of the fabulous Electoral Vote Predictor: Polls have become marketing tools for the candidates. According…