I love The Onion. After watching Bush’s speech tonight, it’s clear what his re-election gameplan is: you like him or…
Pumpkin Seeds: 4/13/2004
1. There’s something about the concept of The Swan that really turns my stomach. 2. If George Huff isn’t in…
A long and tiring, but ultimately fun weekend got off to a shaky start as I blew off the American…
It takes a lot to knock me off-center. Wednesday night did exactly that and I needed to lay low yesterday,…
There’s one thing I value above most others: loyalty. Not blind loyalty; not stroke my ego and never say anything…
Stolen, or “gronked,” from the dread pirate, Tony Brown. 1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page…
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 3 (as of 3:15pm, 4/6/04) Track list: 1. William Hung Words of Gratitude 2. She Bangs 3….